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Resolved Question: What about some groaners to make you laugh?
CHINESE EBONICS * Are you harboring a fugitive? (Hu Yu Hai Ding?) * Approach me. (Kum Hia) * Stupid Fellow (Dum Gai) * Small horse (Tai Ni Poni) * Prices are too high here (No Bai Dam Ting) * Miami vacationing agreed with you (Ya Mai Ti Tan) * I bumped into a coffee table (Ai Bang Mai Ni) * Have you considered a face lift? (Chin Tu Fat) * You try saving electricity? (Wai So Dim?) * Unauthorized execution (Lin Ching) * Inquiry to determine if bus is due (Hao Long Wei Ting?) * Plaything belonging to ancient emperor (Ming Toy) * You're blowing your diet (Wai Yu Mun Ching?) * Keep out of the pond (Noh Wei Ding) * Tow-away zone (No Pah King) * You are not very bright (Yu So Dum) * I have a press pass (Ai No Pei) * Remain out of sight (Lei Lo) * Cleaning automobile (Wa Shing Cah) * Did someone fertilize the field? (Hu Flung Dung?) * They are approaching (Hia Dei Kum) A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."you just happened to catch my eye." moreResolved Question: What about this girls is it right A Woman's Perfect Breakfast?
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. moreResolved Question: Looking for some dramas.?
I'm looking for a drama that is like " the guy is first not so interested in the girl, but then he falls for her" Ma by he is rich also, and the girl poor. Or just a very romantic, and funny dramas is also good=) Dramas that iv seen, and liked. My name is kim sam soon Princess hours Hong gil dong Capital scandal Jumong Save the last dance for me what star are you from Hana yori dango ( all of them) Que sera sera Lovers My girl Coffee prince hana kimi Smiling pasta Devil beside you Last scandal Love contract Tokyo juliet Robbers Daljas spring attic cat We are dating now Tree of heaven What happened in bali Im sorry i love you Full house 9 ends 2 outs Beethoven virus( really loved) Bodyguard Cain and abel Couple or trouble Exhibition of Firework Gourmet Whats up fox hello miss hello my teacher Im sam Ireland Lets go to the beach my love pattzi i really really like you Snow white Soulmate Successfull story of a bright girl Sweet spy Sweet 18 three dads one mom and actually much much more, but i cant remember:P Please help me find something=9 moreResolved Question: Let us go out to dinner you can choose?
Aberdeen Angus Steak House Belgo Bloom's restaurant Brick Lane Café Royal Chez Bruce Cipriani S.A. Fine Burger Company Fuzzy's Grub The Gay Hussar Gourmet Burger Kitchen Granita Grecian Coffee House Grodzinski Bakery Hakkasan Itsu The Ivy Jazz Café Kai Mayfair Kuo Yuan L'Entrecôte Le Gavroche Locanda Locatelli Pall Mall Restaurant Passione Pharmacy Prospect of Whitby The River Café S & M Cafe Simpson's-in-the-Strand Sketch Square Pie St John The Ace Cafe Tokyo Diner Tom Aikens Tom's Kitchen Veeraswamy Wagamama Wapping Hydraulic Power Station The Wolseley Wong Kei YO! Sushi Yauatcha moreResolved Question: Do you like this joke?
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, 'I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.' I said, 'Well, then why are you crying?' She said, 'He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon. I said, 'Well, why are you crying?' She said, 'For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.' I said, 'Well, why in the world would you be crying?' She said, 'I can't remember where I live!' moreResolved Question: An elderly couple were on a cruise ?
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?' Mabel answered, 'I have a suppository in my ear?' She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, 'Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, 'You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.' Replied the widow, 'I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: 'Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . Please advise.' The old man faxed back: 'Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket . They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, 'Watch that wall!' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, 'I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.' I said, 'Well, then why are you crying?' She said, 'He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon. I said, 'Well, why are you crying?' She said, 'For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m. ' I said, 'Well, why in the world would you be crying?' She said, 'I can't remember where I live!' Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me....I know we've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is.' Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE SENILITY PRAYER Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 10. Oh, send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are. Then something is supposed to happen . . I think. moreResolved Question: Whose bright idea was it to include coffee flavoured?
jelly beans in The Jelly Beans Factory Gourmet Beans? I have never tasted anything so disgusting in my life. Ok so maybe I have but that's another question for a different category moreResolved Question: Is this the down side to being old?
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22-year-old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee." I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon." I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m." I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" She said, "I can't remember where I live." moreResolved Question: Would you drink this gourmet coffee at 50 quid a go? (seelinkbelow)?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7340005.stmsorry polo Didn't realize you posted a q about it already. mind you its amazing what some gullible people get ripped off for these days.polo: ask dick emery used to say with ne of his characters, "you are awful but I like you anyway". Naughty person lol. Hmm seems like we just may share the same dark sense of humour, frightening isn't it. moreResolved Question: Jokes (time to laugh.)?
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties(cereal) box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. ------------------------------------ WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." ------------------ CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she. (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton)give me a star if u laugh..one point to all.. moreResolved Question: woman's perfect breakfest?
She's sitting at the table enjoying her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the front of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. moreResolved Question: Can't remember?
When I went to lunch today, I noticed this elderly man about 75 to 80 years old sitting on a bench near the shopping centre sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said, "I have a 22year-old wife at home. She makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly brewed coffee." I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" He said, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon." I asked again, "So why are you crying?" He continued, "For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until midnight." I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" He answered, "I can't remember where I live." moreResolved Question: Does anyone know where is best place to learn about coffee making and gourmet chocolate making?
i am interested to set up a cafe selling quality coffee and gourmet chocolate...do you think working for cafe or chocolatier will be an alternative to learn the ropes of business in this line? moreResolved Question: does anyone know where is best place to learn about coffee making and gourmet chocolate making?
i am interested to set up a cafe selling quality coffee and gourmet chocolate...do you think working for cafe or chocolatier will be an alternative to learn the ropes of business in this line? moreResolved Question: A Question About Good Coffee?
Last year I went to Guatemala and since returning I have been haunted by the coffee I had in one particular cafe. It was an average cafe by any standards but the coffee served was excellent. Since returning I have tried many different beans whether from a supermarket or Starbucks etc, none of them come even close to how good it was. So the other day I ordered some gourmet Guatemalan coffee from here: http://www.hasbean.co.uk/ the bean I ordered was in the top 10 coffees of Guatemala and is freshly roasted the day before sending. Although it was the closet yet, it still wasn't in the same ball park. I use a French press to brew the coffee, so you experts out there...is it the way I make the coffee or the bean I use, what am I doing wrong? moreResolved Question: Crossword please.???
Original lingo used by the gourmet on cooking (cryptic) Or Bill Bryson classic (Coffee time) Letters six and six no clues yet moreResolved Question: womans perfect? part 2?
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMAN'S PERFECT REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." moreOther Gourmet Coffee results
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